live on the Bluesky firehose
Standing Questions
Ask once, get a living chart instead of a paragraph. Pin it, and the agent keeps re-evaluating on Trigger.dev; when the picture materially changes, it reopens the question with a visual before/after delta, not a wall of text.
standing watch (told-ledger joined against the live firehose in ClickHouse)
- How many posts per hour in the last 24 hours?14,854,633 firehose events since the agent last spoke (22:26 UTC)
- Tell me when posting activity picks up this hour14,271,548 firehose events since the agent last spoke (05:30 UTC)
- Which languages dominate the firehose today?11,128,338 firehose events since the agent last spoke (18:24 UTC)
- How many posts per hour in the last 24 hours?2,438,774 firehose events since the agent last spoke (17:01 UTC)
threads the agent reopened
- How many posts per hour in the last 24 hours?11759 -> 15727
Latest hourly post count is 15,727
before (what you were last told) after (when the rule fired) rule regime fired at 2026-07-23 17:01 UTC
- Tell me when posting activity picks up this hour3690 -> 4417
Posting is picking up: this hour just crossed 4,417 posts
before (what you were last told) after (when the rule fired) rule threshold fired at 2026-07-18 05:30 UTC
agent pulse, last 24h (from its own sq_ticks telemetry in ClickHouse)
576 silent sweeps0 deltas told0 errors391ms avg evaluation